May 17, 2009
December 25, 2008
The Ballad of Doughnut Boy’s Revenge
He was just a Doughnut boy
With a hole for a soul,
He never had to worry
About cholesterol.
He was sweet on the outside
And sticky in the middle,
But when it came to pastry
He was always second fiddle.
While walking down the street one day
He met a girl, “Éclair!”
And fell in love quite quickly
With her chocolate underwear,
But while pursuing with full vigour
This cream filled femme fatale,
He didn’t seem to notice Mr. Coffeecup at all.
So Coffee crept up quietly
And without much delay,
He dunked the little Doughnut boy
And chewed his head away!
Now Éclair needing kissing,
(As all sweet women do!)
Started dating Mr. Coffee,
And they soon began to screw!
But our dear departed Doughnut
Seeking vengeance from the grave,
Hatched a little comeback
For the richly flavoured knave.
The product of their passion,
Alas was lost to them.
The doctors hunted everywhere,
While the nurse sipped… Café Crème!