Mungodo

The Ballad of Doughnut Boy’s Revenge

He was just a Doughnut boy

With a hole for a soul,

He never had to worry

About cholesterol.

He was sweet on the outside

And sticky in the middle,

But when it came to pastry

He was always second fiddle.

While walking down the street one day

He met a girl, “Éclair!”

And fell in love quite quickly

With her chocolate underwear,

But while pursuing with full vigour

This cream filled femme fatale,

He didn’t seem to notice Mr. Coffeecup at all.

So Coffee crept up quietly

And without much delay,

He dunked the little Doughnut boy

And chewed his head away!

Now Éclair needing kissing,

(As all sweet women do!)

Started dating Mr. Coffee,

And they soon began to screw!

But our dear departed Doughnut

Seeking vengeance from the grave,

Hatched a little comeback

For the richly flavoured knave.

The product of their passion,

Alas was lost to them.

The doctors hunted everywhere,

While the nurse sipped… Café Crème!